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what pinhead gets this kind of thing confused,

unless its a joanna fernandez.

* Donald Gray *

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"TENJOOBERRYMUDS"

 In order to get-by in America (our Home Land), we all need to
 learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following
 conversation.  By the time you get to the end you will be able to
 understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".
           With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.
                              Now, here goes...

The following is a telephone exchange between someone (maybe
you) as a hotel guest and room-service somewhere in the world...

           Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
           Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
           Room Service: " Rye. Roon sirbees...
           morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"
           Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."
           Room Service: "Ow July den?"

           Guest: ".....What??"

           Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"
           Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?
           Sorry.. scrambled, please."
           Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
           Guest: "Crisp will be fine."
           Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

           Guest: "What?"

           Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"
           Guest: "I... don't think so."
           RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

           Guest: "I feel really bad about this,
           but I don't know what ' wan sahn toes' means."
           RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...
           Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow
           Anglish moppin we bodder?"

          Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it!
          You were saying  'toast'...
          Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

          RoomService: "We bodder?"

          Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."
          RoomService: "Wad?!?"

          Guest: "I mean butter... 
just put the butter on the side."
          RoomService: "Copy?"
          Guest: "Excuse me?"

          RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"

          Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."

          RoomService: "One Minnie.
          Scramah egg, crease
          baykem, Anglish moppin, we
          bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??"

          Guest: "Whatever you say."
          RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."
          Guest: "You're welcome"

 Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL
UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' ".....and you do, don't you!

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