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"TENJOOBERRYMUDS"

 In order to get-by in America (our Home Land), we all need to
 learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following
 conversation.  By the time you get to the end you will be able to
 understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".
           With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.
                              Now, here goes...

The following is a telephone exchange between someone (maybe
you) as a hotel guest and room-service somewhere in the world...

           Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
           Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
           Room Service: " Rye. Roon sirbees...
           morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"
           Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."
           Room Service: "Ow July den?"

           Guest: ".....What??"

           Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"
           Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?
           Sorry.. scrambled, please."
           Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
           Guest: "Crisp will be fine."
           Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

           Guest: "What?"

           Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"
           Guest: "I... don't think so."
           RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

           Guest: "I feel really bad about this,
           but I don't know what ' wan sahn toes' means."
           RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...
           Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow
           Anglish moppin we bodder?"

          Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it!
          You were saying  'toast'...
          Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

          RoomService: "We bodder?"

          Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."
          RoomService: "Wad?!?"

          Guest: "I mean butter... 
just put the butter on the side."
          RoomService: "Copy?"
          Guest: "Excuse me?"

          RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"

          Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."

          RoomService: "One Minnie.
          Scramah egg, crease
          baykem, Anglish moppin, we
          bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??"

          Guest: "Whatever you say."
          RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."
          Guest: "You're welcome"

 Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL
UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' ".....and you do, don't you!

 

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how to quickly mind your own business

 

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, 
And all the patients were outside shouting, '13.....13...13.' 
 
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a 
Little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see 
What was going on...
 
Somebody poked me in the eye with a stick! 
 
Then they all started shouting '14...14...14'... 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 

The Beauty of Mathematics and the Love of God! This is TOO cool! 


Just the math part is good enough, the end is even better.  

 

I bet you will NOT be able to read it without sending it on to at least one other person!

 

I received this e-mail and thought it was pretty cool!  Keep scrolling it gets better. J 
Beauty of Mathematics!!!!!!! 

1 x 8 + 1 = 9 
12 x 8 + 2 = 98 
123 x 8 + 3 = 987 
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876 
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765 
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654 
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543 
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432 
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321 

1 x 9 + 2 = 11 
12 x 9 + 3 = 111 
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111 
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111 
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111 
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111 
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111 
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111 
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111 

9 x 9 + 7 = 88 
98 x 9 + 6 = 888 
987 x 9
 + 5 = 8888 
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888 
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888 
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888 
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888 
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888
 

Brilliant, isn't it? 

And look at this symmetry: 

1 x 1 = 1 
11 x 11 = 
121 
111 x 111 = 12321 
1111 x 1111 = 
1234321 
11111 x 11111 = 123454321 
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321 
1111111 x 1111111 = 
1234567654321 
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321 
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321


Mind Boggling...

   
Now, take a look at this... 

101%
 

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:
 

What Equals
 100%? 


What does it mean to give MORE than
 100%? 

Ever wonder about those people who say they 

are giving more than 100%? 

We have all been in situations where someone wants you to

GIVE OVER 100%... 

How about
 ACHIEVING 101%? 

What equals
 100% in life? 

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help 
answer these questions:
 

If:
 

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 

Is represented as:
 

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. 


Then: 


H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 


8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
 

And: 


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 


11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%
 

But:
 

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 


1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100% 


THEN, look how far the love of God will take you: 


L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D 
12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101% 


Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that: 

While
 Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Love of God that will put you over the top! 

If you find this interesting share it with your friends & loved ones. 

Have a nice day & God bless you!



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